2009-04-15, 17:19:59
Team newbcock hereby announces a challenge to ANY 2v2 Battle Tanks Squadron with the doorknockers to put in my mouth for a match to determine who has the smallest dick! I know its me :wink: Shhhh dont tell anyone though :oops: Hi everyone my name is Newbcock. Im part of team Newbcock. Im ust your typical average attention whore and ill do anything and everything for you to pay attention to me! Id even suck your cock :wink: I had a rough childhood. My stepdad used to put me in a sack and beat me with a rubber hose whenever he wanted an arm workout. Hes very strong! 
hock: When i was little my priest used to tell me that i could find god in this pants! hock: i never found god, but i kept finding this hard thing and he said if i kept rubbing it god woud come out... Still not sure what he meant :?: Anyways, Ill say dumb stuff like im invincible and unbeatable just so everyone wants to play me even though i lose all time and i know that even losing once means i just made myself look pretty fucking stupid lololololol, its ok im used to looking dumb :lol: hahaha I wont ever admit i lost because i need to pretend im the best to feel good cause im pretty worthless inside cause once i admit that you guys will stop paying attention to me and that will make me cry :oops: Now than lets get down to business! The newbcock challenge. Anyone who wants to play me and see my massive skills has to come to channel clan little dick. Dont ask :oops: My mom said its not my fault that its so small! But yea if you want a match theres one rule, i have to suck your dick before we play, sorryz thats just my thing :wink: We're undefeated at being unhetero! :twisted: Hope to hear from you soon!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------GO TEAM NEWBCOCK!
PS Im accepting applications for other team Newbcock members, I need a Newbock1, Newbcock2, and Newbcock3
hock: When i was little my priest used to tell me that i could find god in this pants! hock: i never found god, but i kept finding this hard thing and he said if i kept rubbing it god woud come out... Still not sure what he meant :?: Anyways, Ill say dumb stuff like im invincible and unbeatable just so everyone wants to play me even though i lose all time and i know that even losing once means i just made myself look pretty fucking stupid lololololol, its ok im used to looking dumb :lol: hahaha I wont ever admit i lost because i need to pretend im the best to feel good cause im pretty worthless inside cause once i admit that you guys will stop paying attention to me and that will make me cry :oops: Now than lets get down to business! The newbcock challenge. Anyone who wants to play me and see my massive skills has to come to channel clan little dick. Dont ask :oops: My mom said its not my fault that its so small! But yea if you want a match theres one rule, i have to suck your dick before we play, sorryz thats just my thing :wink: We're undefeated at being unhetero! :twisted: Hope to hear from you soon! -------------------------------------------------------------------------GO TEAM NEWBCOCK!
PS Im accepting applications for other team Newbcock members, I need a Newbock1, Newbcock2, and Newbcock3
Team Newbcock is not undefeated :oops: We lose all the time, i just lie and say im undefeated :cry: