The Newbcock3 Confession

[NewbCock]

I Newbcock3 must confess here and now before you all and god himself...Im a sad sad creature...Ill do anything for attention...Im very very lonely :oops:
I want you all to like me very much, but im just not smart enough to know how to make it happen...Dont hate me...You should feel bad for me, and you should help me out cause i desperately need it...The only person i can compare myself to is a bum on the side of the street, ranting and raving desperate for someone to notice me...And you know what it feels good for awhile, but i know deep down most of you are laughing at me, and i feel like a freak show...If i only learned to be honest im sure more people would give me the respect i so desperately crave...But for me, admitting defeat even once, is more painful than anything on gods green earth, its my biggest weakness by far...Yes, thats how insecure i am...I apologize for my poor behavior...I just want you all to know that...Dont blame me, because i really dont know any better...Thanks...


Im normally too much of a coward to ask for help...But today i feel like being a man...Please post me any suggestions you might have because deep down i want to become a better person...I need your help, i cant figure it out on my own...

[newbcake3]

psychological projection (or projection bias) is a defense mechanism where a person's personal attributes, unacceptable or unwanted thoughts, and/or emotions are ascribed onto another person or people. According to Wade, Tavris (2000) projection occurs when a person's own unacceptable or threatening feelings are repressed and then attributed to someone else.

[NewbCock]

psychological projection (or projection bias) is a defense mechanism where a person's personal attributes, unacceptable or unwanted thoughts, and/or emotions are ascribed onto another person or people. According to Wade, Tavris (2000) projection occurs when a person's own unacceptable or threatening feelings are repressed and then attributed to someone else.

you see what i mean? im really really fucked up in the head! Im very good at deflecting criticism...Its one of my biggest strengths...the problem with that is it often leads me to have a very twisted and dishonest view of reality...I GET SO CONFUSED SOMETIMES! :cry: i havent been right since i found out my father was a homosexual one armed midget sperm donor. :oops: Im really afraid of good players. Thats why i act the way i do. I do my hardest to push them away so that i can have an excuse for why they wont play me. Thats why i talk so much trash!

[Drake.Mordred]

psychological projection (or projection bias) is a defense mechanism where a person's personal attributes, unacceptable or unwanted thoughts, and/or emotions are ascribed onto another person or people. According to Wade, Tavris (2000) projection occurs when a person's own unacceptable or threatening feelings are repressed and then attributed to someone else.

Level 1 Defense Mechanisms - Almost always pathological; for the user these three defenses permit someone to rearrange external reality (and therefore not have to cope with reality); for the beholder, the users of these mechanisms frequently appear crazy or insane. These are the "psychotic" defenses, common in overt psychosis, in dreams, and throughout childhood. They include:

Denial - a refusal to accept external reality because it is too threatening. There are examples of denial being adaptive (for example, it might be adaptive for a person who is dying to have some denial
Distortion - a gross reshaping of external reality to meet internal needs
Delusional Projection - frank delusions about external reality, usually of a persecutory nature

[Dr.McNinja]

Haha you take newcock the parody of newcake far too seriously