Lordaeron is so infested with noob players that i'm always bitching about i'd be a bastard if i didn't respond to this thread. Here's some quick tips that i usually give to help noobs (i'm intending these tips for normal mode (3k gold start)):
1. Get a tank and a weapon before you try to farm a lane (DO NOT GET TINKER! Tinker is very playable at the start but it's not for noobs in my opinion! do not use antigrav or demolisher untill after you're already doing good with scout, light tank, and helicopter).
1a. if u get a scout, light tank, or helicopter i recomend getting a bombard rocket for 2,000 gold from the weapons shop 1 (the shop that looks like an arcane sanctum) at first since range is good and easy at the start. Bennie.fm is right, "range makes noobs look like pros." Once you get good enough then u can switch the starting weapons you get to plasma weapon for 2,000 gold for helicopter, and 2 basic magics for scout and light tank. (don't get a bombard rocket if you're playing with less than 3 players on your team)
1b. Try to get to your lane as fast as possible, if you've still got at least 75 gold after buying a tank and a weapon then hit the "c" botton on your keyboard and then left-click the control point factory you're headed for to save time (anything to save time is worth it in my opinion). If you've gbot 3 or more players on your team than you should have at least 1 guy farming each lane.
2. Once you get to your lane start killing creeps as fast as you can. Farm, farm, farm. Don't try and kill an enemy tank. If an enemy screws up then they will kill themselves. Just stay behind your creeps and keep your weapons barely in range of their creeps to kill them as fast as you can.
3. Try not to die since you're gonna loose a lot of farming time while you're dead and you'll have to spend more gold to teleport back out to your lane when your tank revives. If you wanna play it a little risky then you can wait untill about 4.8 minutess or 9.8 minutes into the game. If you go for a kill and die then, then it's not so bad since you get extra force gold every 5 minutes of the game and you can shop in base while you're dead. (but don't do that unless you're pretty sure you can get the kill. You don't want to die on purpose).
4. Once you're in your lane farming and you've got a second where you're not in danger do this really fast: Type in "-w", "-rc", and "-zoom xxxx", where the "x's" are from 0 to 5000 (whatever you prefer)
5. Upgrade your weapon/weapons by left clicking it as soon as you have enough gold.
6. Once you've got 1400 gold go back to base and get an iron hull from the dude that looks like arthas.
7. Save up 4000 gold then go back to your base's vehicle factory and get a thunder tank.
7a. Up the (Q) ability and the (E) ability for the thunder tank as much as you can in that order).
8. Try to shop fast and get back to farming fast. Same thing if you die. Try to get back to your lane fast!!! Keep an eye on the clock whenever you're in base. Keep in mind that every 5 minutes of the game you'll get bonus force gold so you might want to delay getting an item untill after you get that gold.
9. After this point I really can't tell you what to do. Just don't stay in thunder tank for too long. Some easy starter tanks for later are the sky tank, and demon tank.
9. Try to join a battle tanks clan since most the good players can be found there. As long as you're wiling to learn and you're not a dick they'll probably take you. If you're in Lordaeron try to join my clan, clan bt (channel: "clan bt") by going to
http://www.btanks.tk
10. Oh ya, I almost forgot. Avoid this noob move: Unless you're already in the middle lane don't get swarm rockets. You can get weapons in your base faster that are just as good like the electro cannon which is very similiar. And you won't get killed in your base getting an electro cannon like you can if you go for swarm rockets. Don't waste your time trying to get swarm rockets from the middle shop unless you're already there.
This is about the most foolproof noob advice i can give. I hope it helps.
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